From nowhere we came, into nowhere we go. What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night.

~ Attributed to Crowfoot

Help the Captain get his spaceship!

Mithril Angel Wings

Did the cow creamer tell you that?

In other news, I bought a cow creamer.

My delight will make more sense to people familiar with Wonderfalls, one of those great shows that Fox axed too soon. In a nutshell, the protagonist Jaye gets dragged into helping people in unexpected ways when inanimate animal objects begin telling her to. One such is of course the cow creamer, which her brother Aaron sees her arguing with and pinpoints as a source of her odd behavior, leading to wonderful non sequiturs like the following…

Aaron (in the midst of an existential crisis over whether there is a higher […]